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wednesday | february 2 | 2005

Groundhog Day!

As you have probably read by now, that "chubby critter," Punxsutawney Phil , has forecast six more weeks of winter . But the story doesn't end there. !! omg blog !! is the first to report that upon hearing the bad news, a young, shirtless boy chased Phil from his stump into a nearby field and shot him dead with his .22LR hunting rifle. Interviewed after the fact, the boy explained that winter is a [PARTIAL POST: VISIT THE SITE TO READ THE REST AND SEE PICTURES]

As you have probably read by now, that "chubby critter," Punxsutawney Phil, has forecast six more weeks of winter. But the story doesn't end there. !! omg blog !! is the first to report that upon hearing the bad news, a young, shirtless boy chased Phil from his stump into a nearby field and shot him dead with his .22LR hunting rifle. Interviewed after the fact, the boy explained that winter is a very cold time to be shirtless, and that he just couldn't go six more weeks. The boy's father issued this statement: "As you all know, kids are the future of hunting. My first squirrel was killed with a .22 and many groundhogs were dispatched with it as well. My son now uses it on groundhogs everywhere."

[posted by Frank]