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sunday | april 10 | 2005
If you've never considered Internet Dating
Perhaps you should consider this new service, which does not allow photos of faces, but only those of cleavage being squished out of a bikini. Since every pair of breasts speaks volumes about its owner, True Personals, featuring the first-ever use of criminal background checks in Internet dating, could soon outshine eHarmony as the place to meet the love of your life using scientifically proven matchmaking methods. With all these new advances in Internet Science, you could soon be enveloped by such enormous breasts as these, and perhaps some day even write your own success story!
[posted by Frank]
