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tuesday | august 9 | 2005


Who is this fatty?

corybernstein (15k image)Apparently his name is Cory Bernstein, and he used to model for Versace or something, though I have found no evidence supporting this. He certainly isn't modelling anywhere now with that spare tire. The reason I am posting this picture of Cory Bernstein is because my blog and others have recently been assaulted by fake gossip in our comments concerning all his "socialite antics." Is he a socialite? Has anyone even heard of him? Either he spends his time on the Internet posting fake gossip about himself, hoping to get invited to the Hamptons, or his publicist is engaging in some really retarded "guerrilla marketing." Or maybe (doubtfully) he has some overzealous fans who like to use multiple aliases. Below are some sample comments posted to my blog (now deleted):

...I just read that Colin Ferrall had sex last month with the Gianni Versace male model Cory Bernstein at the former Versace mansion in south beach and now i totally believe it...

...I HAVE SOME NEW REAL JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT CORY BERSTEIN THE GIANNI VERSACE MODEL WHO USED TO DATE PARIS HILTON ( ALSO RUMORED TO BE HUNG GIGANTIC ) AND DESSARAE BRADFORD WHOS SUING COLIN FERRALL FOR SENDING HER DIRTY TEXT MESSAGES.
I CAUGHT HIM KISSING AND MAKING OUT AT THE 4 SEASONS HOTEL LOUNGE IN CHICAGO THURSDAY NIGHT...

...do you have more pictures of them and also if you have any of the Versace model Cory Bernstein i heard he is huge too...


In reference to the last comment, he is certainly not huge. See for yourself here [scroll to bottom]. If that isn't enough crazy Cory Bernstein content for you, Jossip posted what he claims are pictures of Cory at the Gay Pride Parade, but I think it might just be someone's dad.

UPDATE: I've been threatened!

[posted by Frank]




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OMG! 6 comments!
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Yes he is too fat! If he wasn't standing in that akward pose leaning back his gut would look even worse! If you are going to tell people your a model at least have the decency to have all those repulsive fat cells sucked out.. Everyone knows that real male models have "rock star hips" those sexy V shaped indentations that only happen when a guy has 0% body fat. Anything less just isn't boarshead!

DC said @ 05:09 pm EST

You consider this fat? Either you need glasses, your eyes are crossed, or you're jealous of his famliy's money and social status. Make an appointment to have your vision checked and leave the guy alone.

Shawn said @ 03:43 pm EST

What's your problem with Cory Bernstein? I know of his family. He's very well known in the Chicago area for his charity work and helping others. Although I don't know him personally, he is supposed to be a very nice person. I think you may be jealous, asshole.

Shawn said @ 03:24 pm EST

he is aging. out of shape. and his dick is small. can we please move on?

Terry said @ 05:53 pm EST

OMG that is just the saddest... this poor schlep is trying to spin himself into something...

Romeodawg said @ 01:16 pm EST

Ew. Gross.

Blue said @ 01:20 am EST