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thursday | august 11 | 2005
Survivor 11: The gay and the cute one
Since CBS has gone and gotten all new-fangled with their fancy new Flash-based website, I can't individually link to the players on the upcoming Survivor 11: Guatemala. At least not for now. Maybe this is just an impressive introduction to what is sure to be an exciting season of Survivor, and the real site will be fully linkable. So, for your convenience, I have photoshopped pictures of the only two people you care about anyway: Brian (left) and Brandon (right). As you can tell from his gay face, and from the fact that Sandra Bullock is his favorite actress, Brian is the gay recent Columbia graduate who plans to use his background in psychology to "pinpoint people's insecurities and weaknesses." Let's hope he doesn't pinpoint them outloud with his big, gay mouth like Coby did last season. Brian also looks like he could maybe be cute without that squinty fag smile. Let's hope.
Brandon is the sexy redneck from Kansas, and I think he may actually be a "farmer/rancher," and not a model like Bobby Jon was. He enjoys Old Milwaukee Light (gotta keep the carbs down) and every fruit ever (does this include Brian?). I can't wait to see these two have it out, but more importantly, I can't wait for Brandon to walk around half naked, as the sexy ones and rednecks always do. I wouldn't mind if he fashioned himself a loincloth à la publicity whore James.
And what of the rumor that Stephenie and Bobby Jon are returning in some capacity this season? Oh I might pee myself with anticipation.
[posted by Frank]
