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tuesday | july 12 | 2005


A really smart lady

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As Mistress of the most-watched court show on television, Judge Judy Sheindlin has a distinct lead in the field of candidates being considered to fill the vacancy left on the U.S. Supreme Court by Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. Though she was barely a blip on his radar a few weeks ago, President Bush is now feeling pressure from all sides to nominate America's favorite judge. The momentum has been building ever since:

1. She was selected to receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
2. A poll revealed that most Americans would prefer her over other TV judges to serve on our highest court.
3. Most recently, she received the endorsement of two important journalists.

If you want to help build the movement for Judge Judy's nomination, you can take part in important online activism here. It's sort of like phonebanking, but different [mp3 file].

[posted by Frank]




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OMG! 3 comments!
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And I just thought she was singing about squishing tomatoes between her thighs... thanks for the comprehensive translation!

Frank said @ 10:00 am EST

Artist: Shakira
Song : La Tortura (English Translation)

Lyrics :

THE TORTURE (English Translation)

I'm not asking that every day be sunny
I'm not asking that there be a party every Friday
Nor do I ask you to come back begging forgiveness
If you're crying with dry eyes,
Speaking about her

Oh my love, it hurts so much
It hurts so much
That you left without saying a word
Oh my love, losing you was torture

I know I haven't been a saint
But I can make it up to you

Man doesn't live on bread alone
Nor do I live on excuses

We only learn from mistakes
And today I know my heart is yours

Better save that for yourself
Take that bone to some other dog
And let's say goodbye

I can't ask winter to spare a rose bush
I can't ask an elm tree to bear pears
I can't ask the eternal of a mere mortal
And go about casting thousands of pearls before swine

Oh my love, it hurts so much
It hurts so much
That you no longer trust my promises
Oh my love, losing you has been torture

I know I haven't been a saint
And I'm not made of stone

Man doesn't live on bread alone
Nor do I live on excuses

We only learn from our mistakes
And today I know my heart is yours

Better save that for yourself
Take that bone to some other dog
And let's say goodbye

Listen, baby, don't you go
Listen, baby, don't get angry
From Monday to Friday you have my love
Give Saturday to me and you'll be better off
Listen baby, don't punish me anymore
Without you, out there I have no peace
I'm just a repentant man
I'm the bird that returns to its nest

I know I haven't been a saint
And I'm not made of stone

Man doesn't live on bread alone
Nor do I live on excuses

We only learn from our mistakes
And today I know my heart is yours

Better save it for someone foolish enough to believe you and say Goodbye

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Michael C. said @ 10:15 pm EST

I thought paula abdul already had the spot:
http://clevercaption.com/83.html

toby said @ 11:56 am EST